I had a fear of hurdles, but I got over it
Scientists say the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons!
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Why did Sally fall off the swing?
A: She had no arms
If you haven't already, check out some Japanese anime. Suggestions:
A man pushes his car to a motel and leaves it there. Why?
A: He was playing monopoly and went broke when he landed on the motel!